"Why a redirect? And why so many buttons?"

Thanks to everything wanting cash per month, I had to make another site. :')
Oh well, here's all the (relevant) characters in the AU!
There are more, but they either aren't important (yet) or —you know— dead, lol.


STATUS: † (Dead)L’Manberg is in shambles —along with Tubbo’s brain.Doing what any logical hybrid ram/goat “president” would do, he decides to flee from all the destruction.He goes on for days, fighting off husks in the desert, milking Mooshroom cows for soup and jamming with parrots to Pigstep in the jungle as a nomad.When he arrives in a snow biome, he got to building a big mansion and established a [platonic] relationship with an Enderman and an adopted zombified piglin.If only it stayed that way.

STATUS: ♥♥♥ (Alive)Like The Blade™ does, he dips into the unknown, and only comes when any benefits for him are involved. Somewhat like an edgy anime protagonist.His origins, motives, and basically anything else are unknown, and he prefers to keep it that way.Living alone collecting valuables and concocting potions is better than dealing with the future consequences of his actions!

STATUS: ♥xx (Not in best shape...)He's an obnoxious boy with a knack for adventure and justice! Even if it leads to a near death experience.If he's left alone with even a stick, he will (somehow) cause havoc for everyone and everything around him. Which is why Tubbo sticks around to keep him in check.His dad isn't around and his brother is a delusional rebel; so his bromie-in-crime is so far the only down-to-earth person who understands —and tolerates— his chaotic behavior.Without him, who knows what could happen...

STATUS: ♥♥♥ (Alive)Ranboo is a simple enderman who doesn’t want anything to do with violence.His origins are unknown, as well, but that's thanks to his severe memory issues.To keep himself from getting figuratively and literally lost, he keeps himself a homebody, and logs of day-to-day life in three little diaries....Wait, they're gone already?Damn it, important information was in there!

STATUS:(No need to worry!)
*A rotated heart means immortality.
Philza is a new, old person who is neutral to just about everything that's happened.He’s roommates with a wanted, anarchist. But he doesn’t know that...…nor would he care, let's be honest.All he wants is to see his son go on a wild goose chase from above. He could help, but what's the fun in that?

STATUS: ♥♥x (Good enough!)Ah yes, the chaotic neutral herself.Being a full-time ‘mobile therapist’ for Tommy, she's also another secret holder of an event that could've been avoided altogether.On the non-dramatic hand, she lives a peaceful life; tending to her non-anthropomorphic cattle folk in Eret's castle and mailing letters across the land.

STATUS: ♥♥♥ (Alive)Bad is extremely passive. Any sign of conflict (or confrontation) will make him cry waterfalls. No joke.He’s too busy worrying about growing The Egg —and the constant old married couple arguments with his [platonic] partner Skeppy— to focus on anything else.Honestly, he’d rather spend time relaxing in Skeppy’s mansion than dwell on the presidential assassination aftermath.And for Eret to accept his land expansion deal.

STATUS: ♥♥(♥?) (Alive? Good enough?)Like Bad, he’s too focused on goofing off and keeping Discount Skeppy at bay to worry about anything else....Except to find a replacement Roberto.

G STATUS: ♥♥x (Good enough!)
C STATUS: ♥♥♥ (Alive)
These two have their own thing going on. It's kinda complicated.Gogy is a ‘mushroom prince’ in both (the outskirts of) L’Manberg and any Mushroom Fields in the SMP.Callahan is somewhat of a bodyguard for George. Hardly ever talks, but does anything if asked.
(Which also hardly happens because George is too tired to do or deal with anything).

** D STATUS: ♥♥♥ (Alive)__
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XD STATUS: ❥ (No need to worry!)**
Dream has fought in a lot of battles and wars, but after the debate aftermath, he decides to put his violent tendencies aside and actually bother to help out.Which leads to him writing a book! ...A book? Surprised he can read!It's called 'The Book of Revival'. It can revive any person who ends up losing all of their lives (for plot reasons. No story can progress without a character)....or can it?